36 incontestable things that only freelancers understand

Today, every person can choose the sphere of activity that attracts him the most. It is enough for this to have the relevant professional skills and necessary documents - and, behold, the whole world of professions is like in the palm of your hand.

But, it happens, there comes the realization that the career did not work out, the boss got it, the salary is not paid, and in general, too much effort and nerves go to work. Familiar? If so, then know that you can work without leaving home, without being distracted from domestic cares, rest, cleaning, cooking and raising children. Such an employee is called a freelancer, who is engaged in remote work or, as the saying goes, an employee at home. We picked up a list of things that only those who at least once in their lives worked at home could understand. Make sure it's not as easy as it sounds at first glance!

1. In the mornings, when entering your favorite social network, freelancers usually see the boundless complaints of those who are in the morning to work.

Approximately the same thing they see in the evenings, when everyone returns home after a hard day's work.

2. If bad weather is raging in the street, then "domestic laborers" are overjoyed that they are not familiar with the vagaries of nature.

Why? Because the longest way that they pass during the working day is in the room from the room to the refrigerator.

3. But they understand that they will not be able to experience the benefits of weather diversity.

More precisely, they will not be able to tell their superiors that they missed work because there was a terrible snowfall in the street.

4. The same goes for health problems. Work "at home" should be done continuously and without interruption.

Although you can easily lie in bed, surrounded yourself with a ton of medicine, periodically checking your computer.

5. By the way, freelancers are deprived of the opportunity to make fun of their colleagues. They live without working humor, which reigns in any collective.

5 days have passed since our last nonsense

6. But, working at home, you do not need to bother with the office dress code and other nonsense.

Therefore, you almost always look like this:

7. The most terrible thing that can happen at work "at home", looks like this:

But your nervous system will be in order.

8. When others are interested in the workplace of a freelancer, his story describes an approximately similar atmosphere of home comfort and tranquility.

Agree, and it's very cool.

9. But in reality, most often, the workplace looks like this:

Unfortunately it's true.

10. The working day for freelancers usually begins no earlier than 11 am. Therefore it is not surprising that the fair sex does not bother with their appearance, having a similar job.

11. The most common "working suit" near resembles the usual pajamas.

For freelancers this is absolutely normal appearance. Even decent, by the way.

12. But if you compare the productivity of office employees and workers at home, freelancers cope much faster and often better than their office counterparts.

13. Remote work allows you to get enough sleep, keeping your own nerves in perfect order.

14. The lunch break at home is much more pleasant and not at all limited by time.

But you need to remember that frequent snacks and irregular schedule can have negative consequences on your health and your figure.

15. Each freelancer has a unique patience and can not go to the toilet much longer than his colleagues from the office.

Because the freelancer understands that time is money.

16. A huge minus of work "at home" is the outrage of relatives about an unemployed member in their family.

Unfortunately, many people believe that you should not engage in such work, because it is not serious, and in general it can not be called "work."

17. Freelancers feel the condemnation of other people when they tell them that they wake up at 8 AM every day and do not rush anywhere, headlong.

I wake up like this.

You know, as they say, who studied whom.

18. But often "domestic laborers" work above the norm, forgetting about the time around.

God, I need to get some sleep.

Night and day, in the snow and cold, freelancers are working hard.

19. Working at home is time-consuming and painful, so for visitors, freelancers have a clear-cut visiting hour.

But, as practice shows, the guests absolutely do not understand that it's time to stop and go home, because someone else is waiting for a ton of work.

20. It happens that friends just drop in, knowing that there is someone at home.

On their part, it's very ugly. After all, you are still at work.

21. Although most freelancers simply do not open the door, hoping that an uninvited guest will disappear.

22. Neighbors believe that a person who is constantly sitting at home is unemployed, and they do everything to discuss it behind your back.

23. But being at home all the time is not bad, because all postal deliveries will always find their destination.

Freelancers are honorary clients of post offices.

24. During work hours, many freelancers are afraid to do their own business, because they know that someone can suddenly ring the doorbell.

Oh shit!

25. If you work at home, you know that all neighboring parcels are delivered to you, because the courier service has long understood that you are unemployed.

It seems that it's time for you to take interest from your neighbors.

26. Freelancers, unfortunately, do not know what New Year's corporate parties are, congratulations on their birthday from the whole team or freshly baked homemade cakes.

27. Yes, and in general, colleagues of such laborers on 4 paws and with a wool on the body.

Of course, freelancers have colleagues, but they work remotely and never intersect live.

28. Freelancers are silent people who can not talk for hours, or even days.

29. Every freelancer has strange habits, to which a person living with him gets used.

Freeze

30. By the way, you need to constantly remind people at remote work that they need fresh air urgently.

31. But the walk causes freelancers wild horror, because they will have to talk with quite alive people.

32. But, as practice shows, in the middle of the working day the only free people around are pensioners, mothers in the decree and children.

And they basically do not want to talk with a strange unemployed. In general, they do not want anyone, except for themselves.

33. Sometimes freelancers are tempted to change their work schedule and go to the coffee shop in the morning to give the day a mysterious atmosphere of a working morning.

34. Working in a busy place, where there is always a delicious smell and can be eaten, brings to mind the full working day.

But all thoughts are dispelled when it comes to the realization that there is not enough space in your favorite cafe to recharge your computer. And vayfay may be absent.

35. Changing the situation is an excellent approach, which allows you to look at the situation differently.

But all this is good only when the children do not screech at the cafe and the music rumbles.

36. And after that, to all freelancers comes the insight that it is better that there is no place for work at home.

There is nothing better than home.