Or how unlimited happiness can grow into a terrifying panic.
1. Before you make an offer, you decide for yourself that you will not be like "other brides". You all say: "I want a small, modest wedding. Only relatives and family, without straining "...
2. Then you are engaged.
"I have a ring, bitch!"
3. Of you and pret happiness in the form of a rainbow, butterflies and winged hearts.
4. You tell all your friends, change the status on Facebook, everyone is happy for you and overflowing with congratulations.
5. Then the questions begin: "Did you date the date?", "Did you pick the song for the first dance?", "Can I be a witness?"
" Tell me!"
6. You feel uncomfortable.
7. So, you set a date, planned a budget, invited your best friends and everything seems to be all right.
8. You are interested in browsing for wedding magazines ...
9. And understand how much more needs to be done.
10. Have completely forgotten about the venue, about the menu, down to napkins and cutlery.
11. And finally everything is thought out as you want, only it will cost much more than planned. After all, you left the real world and ended up in the world of weddings, where money is melting and where much has to be done manually.
12. You are looking for cheaper options on the Internet.
13. For days on end disappear on websites with all sorts of things for weddings.
"God, I need help."
14. You find a bunch of blogs about the wedding and get so many ideas that you do not know what to take.
"This is the best!"
15. The browser starts to slow down from an unreal number of tabs.
16. You constantly learn about such things, which were not even suspected. For example, about the difference between "ivory", "beige" and "champagne" and think about whether you need it.
"I do not know. I am not qualified in this field".
17. After trying on a wedding dress, you swear at all never again ... Well, or at least the next six months.
"God, I want a donut."
18. Then find the "same" - your wedding dress, and the world is again wonderful.
19. Until you know that the price of this dress is one third of the total budget.
20. Meanwhile, the list of guests swelled from 60 to 300. All thanks to the second cousins and sisters, the aunts on the dad's line, who saw you for the last time when you were two, but my mother very much insists on inviting them.
"Are you kidding me?"
21. In general, you decided to do it yourself.
"Let's light it!"
22. Constantly consult, consult, consult ...
"Do I really ask so much?"
23. At last you have reconciled that it is necessary to go beyond the budget, you have thought over all the details and again feel yourself on top.
24. There is one month left before the wedding, and you are happy ... But for some reason constantly crying for no reason.
25. Again crying ...
26. What if everything goes wrong?
"I have no idea what I'm doing."
27. And more ...
"It's just that feelings overwhelm me."
28. Sometimes cry a little ...
Suddenly you notice that you are just drowning in a pile of material for handmade, cursing yourself for having decided to do it yourself.
30. You quarrel with your fiance, because YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
31. Do you think, and how did you get into the head at all to get married?
"What the hell was I thinking?"
32. Finally, just one day before the wedding. You run a whole marathon to sort out the last details.
"My roof is coming!"
33. Today is your wedding day. You wake up (if at all you have been sleeping), and you think: "Is not this a dream?"
34. All preparations and turmoil just for the sake of this day.
35. You constantly give directions to your friends, risking ruining your friendship forever.
"Nevestazavr"