The stars of Hollywood have long been accustomed to the numerous nominations that viewers, journalists and public figures create, and are rather skeptical of the victories or losses in them.
But you see, there are always complaints about those who become "sex symbols" or "fashionable failures".
And only one victory for the third year, no one has any doubt - what Ryan Reynolds called "the best daddy of the year" and now you'll understand why ...
No, the famous actor was not seen in the desire to adopt all abandoned children of the planet, and does not give all the earned money for charity - he just brings up two daughters, James and Inez, which every day reports to Twitter!
You can not even imagine what a portion of touching, slightly sarcastic and insanely funny tweets about family, paternity and parenting await you!
1. "Being a father is one of the most beautiful sensations on earth. Well, apart from those amazing years that I spent without a child ... "
2. "My daughter is only 6 months old and she constantly draws. And I would hang her pictures on the refrigerator, but honestly it sucks! "
3. "Useful advice: it is so important for parents to arrange for themselves a small" respite "for recreation. Even if you feel guilty, that 14 years were absent at home. "
4. "My baby is injured for life. "50 shades of gray" - the most lousy coloring for children! "
5. "It is important that children consume 5 servings of vegetables a day. It seems that childhood is a dress rehearsal for incredible adult suffering. "
6. "I like to write nursery rhymes for my daughter. Her favorites are:
"The sunbeam - the hour has come,
Everyone you know will die, but not now! "
7. "My daughter loves Disney movies. She likes that they are singing, dancing, and the part where parents die! "
8. "Paternity means responsibility. And not only in relation to the main family, but also to the secret in Denmark, which no one knows about. "
9. "So, it turned out that Tinder is not an application for finding nannies. My apologies to Crystal and Janin for misunderstanding. "
10. "My daughter sneezed into my mouth, while I was yawning. She seems very pleased with herself. The joke was a success. But in fact once she will have to bury me. "
11. "Like all teenagers, I went to hundreds of visits. With the Bible. She (my daughter) will be fine! "
12. For the sake of my daughter, I am ready to go through the fire. Well, not exactly through FIRE - it's still dangerous. Better through a very wet room. Although no, not very wet, I have the same hairstyle. "
13. "I went to Disneyland, because my daughter is crazy about Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I arrived and told her about it. "
14. "It does not matter which children's book I read to my crying baby in an airplane. The moral of each story is reduced to one - a vasectomy "(an operation that leads to the inability of men to have children).
15. "It's easy to stuff a tattoo on the back of a child. It is much harder to find someone who will take up this job. "
16. "I looked at the" Cold Heart "without a two-year-old daughter this morning. Despair is manifested in such different forms. "
17. "There is nothing better than spending the morning looking in the eyes of his little daughter and whispering:" I could not do this. "
18. "I told my daughter that the sun is setting because she behaved badly. I think I should seriously think about writing books on raising children. "
19. "I like to dress up my daughter in children's clothes. Lacy pink pajamas. Tiny white socks. Black leather mask. Mimicry is off scale. "
20. "On Father's day, my daughter smiled at me. And it inspired me so much. I quickly collected my bags and went away for 6 years to write a book about paternity. "