How to open a buffet without breaking the plates?

After the earthquake in Totori Prefecture, a Japanese housewife, puzzling over how to open a buffet with crumbling plates, posted a snapshot of her problem on the Internet and asked users to help her find a solution.

The reaction of the Internet community was immediate: the hostess of the buffet received 16 thousand responses and 456 comments. We publish the most ingenious and original advice sent on this occasion.

  1. Decide what is more profitable: if the plates are not expensive, open the door. If they are valuable, break the glass to their right.
  2. Press ctrl + alt + del to reload your buffet, rolling it back to the previous state, preferably to the point where the plates were standing normally.
  3. Build the same house next to the existing one with one difference - the plates should be on the shelf; then remove the old house.
  4. Tilt the buffet back and open the door.
  5. Open the wine, drink a little, wait for the husband's return. Start a fight, no matter what. Go to the kitchen, open the door. Plates will fall - tell her husband that it's because of him, he will ask for forgiveness and buy a new service.
  6. Call it "Schrodinger's Buffet" (by analogy with "Schrodinger's cat"), because at this particular moment in time the plates are simultaneously in two states - whole and broken.
  7. Flood the house and open the buffet without any risk!
  8. Go into space and grab a cupboard - open the door in weightlessness and go back!
  9. You need a mounting foam! Drill a hole at the top, fill the cupboard with foam and allow to dry. After a few hours, you can open the door. Just before doing this, check that the foam is water soluble. After that, wash the buffet. I hope, it will turn out. Still it is possible to try foam from the fire extinguisher.
  10. Move to Greece - there is a tradition to beat the dishes.
  11. Wrap the buffet with a decorative ribbon and leave it as a gift to future grandchildren, or prepare for your daughter's dowry.
  12. Put the cupboard flat on the back wall - the dishes will fall back. Another way is to open it a little bit, then take the hanger to support the plates from the bottom, while continuing to slowly open the door to the width of the hand. Now you can push the plates back onto the shelf with your hand.
  13. This is a closet, so that the door opens when sliding to the right. Carefully open the door until the frame touches the edge of the plate. It will not fall down until the door crosses its diameter, so that when you reach the edge of the plate, you will have enough room to put your hand inside and put the plates back in place.
  14. Take the plastic basin and lay it with towels. Ask someone to hold the basin close to the door, gently open it so that the plates fall into the basin. If they break, then at least you do not have to remove the shards from the floor.
  15. Take a picture of the buffet, place the photo on the Internet and ask for advice, become super famous, make a huge amount of money, buy new plates and with a calm soul can open the cupboard!
  16. Try to turn it off and on again!
  17. Sell ​​a buffet in the museum with the name "Stopped time".
  18. Buy a lot of glue for ceramics and quickly open the door - entertainment for long hours is guaranteed!
  19. Invite your friends - have a party! Open the door, and when the plates fall to the floor, shout "Hooray!" Then raise the toast over the broken plates.
  20. Make a picture in Photoshop, what the buffet looked like when the plates were in place, print out and hang on the glass.