Any cat is a person who is not always ready to put up with the rules imposed on him by bipeds ...
1. To begin with, I would like to clarify: it's not you get a cat. It has long been known that in fact, cats plant hosts.
"It seems to me that I have a new fool? Come on, entertain me, quickly! "- your cat.
2. Be ready: with the appearance of a kitten in life comes an irresistible desire to photograph it everywhere and everywhere.
My God, look how he sits gloriously !!!
3. Sometimes ... Although whom are we deceiving? 90% of the time the cat will look at you disdainfully.
Yes, it will be undeserved. No, it can not be any different. The treat will soften it a little. But this does not mean that the animal will look at you with puppy gratitude.
4. Cats bombs look at the glass tables.
Just look at those flattened paws.
5. On a busy day only a cat photo can improve mood.
Well, is not that a snapshot like this that can make you smile? Very unlikely!
6. Cats love to look nowhere. At the same time, their mordachas express genuine horror.
Where? Where are you staring, cat ?!
7. Cats know how to express their disinterestedness in your society.
8. Open the magazine, newspaper, laptop and put it on the table. Wait a couple of minutes. Voilà - the cat is already here as it is, sits or lies on a new subject.
Hmm, what a cool mat. They are firm, of course, but in general, nothing.
9. A cat can skip on you at night, imagining that you are prey. And maybe not jumping.
10. When you pack your bags, the cat will climb into them.
You, of course, will consider that he dreams to go with you. Well, well, consider - count, no one disturbs you ...
11. Many cats are crazy about playing with toilet paper.
Or they just love to change into mummies.
12. When there is a cat in the house, he will necessarily control all your actions. He knows best how.
13. Every time you lose a pet and start to panic, it will hide in a new secluded place.
Do not even try to find his hiding place. Only waste your time.
14. Do not be surprised if the bowl with food is half empty, and the pet will begin to demand an additive.
Lord, Th incomprehensible something ?!
15. Cats often get tired of this life. But to roll over, it's enough for them to stretch or turn over to another barrel.
16. The cats are very fat.
And they are very reluctant to lose weight ...
17. Many people love food from the table. And why do these two-legged people eat one thing, and they give it quite another ?!
But we did not start a dog!
18. Cats do not always consider their size. Most people think that they are still crumbs.
19. But how sweetly they know how to sleep ...
So you want to collapse side by side and tie for the company.
20. And do not forget that there is nothing more important than your pet.
So pay him attention always when he asks. ALWAYS! And no excuses are not accepted!