Oh, this work! Night shift or shift at the weekend! Work on holidays. Very funny.
1. You are terribly annoyed when friends refuse to go with you to drink in a bar ... at two o'clock in the morning .. on Tuesday.
#Boredom
"Are you sure you can not get out early?"
2. You have to wait for hours until someone can still meet with you and spend time together.
"You can not do it before eight in the evening? But, to me on night shift and already at nine I need to go to bed. "
3. And, when you see these wonderful joyful tweet of your friends "Hooray! Finally Friday! ", Then you think:" Seriously? Very happy for you! "
It's so cute.
4. From any cheerful song or radio program about Friday, you want to cry, because you are at work.
You know, I would also like to come off this Friday with you, but I'm working!
5. For food, it is most convenient for you to walk for about two hours. So twenty-four-hour shops are just for you.
6. And these charming bags under the eyes!
7. Do you not understand why it is impossible to drink an hour at nine in the morning? You're only after the shift.
8. You can never say with absolute certainty what day of the week is today.
Hell.
9. On Saturday night at the party, you do not support general fun, because you are only with a shift and wildly want to sleep.
Look, before you master early to leave the parties.
10. Or you do not have fun and do not relax with everyone, because they are about to go to work.
I do not want to leave.
11. Or you simply do not show up at a Saturday night party, because you're already at work.
What is a day off?
12. Do you have a schedule for eating. Why not dinner at nine in the evening?
Yes, I would like to order a pizza.
13. And nine in the morning is a great time for dinner.
14. And for a snack in general, any time is suitable.
If I do not eat, then I get very angry.
15. And the song "from 9 to 5" seems to scoff at you personally.
16. And so you look every time a visitor wishes you a pleasant weekend, and you are working this weekend.
17. And all the jokes and funny situations at work occur precisely NOT in your shift. Therefore, when you come to work, you do not understand why everyone is laughing.
"Ah, it must have been not in your place."
18. Everyone misses all corporate parties, because usually they leave you to "defend the fortress", while everyone else is having fun.
Is it here that I can only work and drink at the same time?
19. You constantly miss all family celebrations because of work.
20. And you feel terrible when your grandmother is offended that you are late for a festive dinner because of work.
21. And when my mother writes on social networks the status of "the whole family in collection" under a general picture from a family celebration, where you did not exist, you are upset.
Mom, I'm sorry, I did not mean to disappoint you.
22. You constantly check the Instagram and other social networks to know how your friends are having fun while you are at work.
23. The postman who brought the parcel looks at you with some bewilderment when he sees you in his pajamas and awfully sleepy at four o'clock in the afternoon.
24. You've never seen your second half wake up.
25. When people around you complain about how tired they are after a hard day, you think, "Boy, I'm on my feet from three in the morning!"
26. Sometimes it seems to you that you live in a parallel universe, which is inhabited by some doctors and ubiquitous journalists.
27. When you see students slowly wandering in their pajama pants at the nearest coffee shop for coffee, the thought comes to mind: "Baby, you do not even know what real fatigue is!"
28. During a lunch break or free time at work, you constantly update the feed on Twitter, Instagram and other social networks, although you know that no one except someone who lives in another time zone or suffers from insomnia will write anything.
29. And these wonderful holidays, when no one works ... well, except for you, of course. It's like a slap in the face!
You have to distribute shifts in advance so that they become a weekend for you.
30. And no one can ever understand why you can not just burn "changes" with shifts at work to catch one's birthday or another holiday. "Well, is this so difficult?"
Yes! - No!
31. Waking up for an hour in three days, you feel terribly tired, even though they came back at ten o'clock in the morning.
32. You always have to fall asleep when the whole world is cheerful and incredibly noisy.
How many crying children! How many cars! So many people need to do repairs in the house! Why does everyone talk and shout ?! Why now??!!
33. You always have the feeling that you work more than others, because only you work in your shift.
"Hey, will not you change me while I go out for dinner? Oh, yes, for sure, I'm the same! "
34. And you are that friend who can never give an exact answer about any event or holiday, because it totally depends on the schedule of your work.
And you are so lonely.