If you rephrase an old good poem about dads and notice that moms are also different, and moms are all important, then ... you can change your mind!
Yes, moms, moms, mummies and even mothers are different, but among them the most inadequate (sorry - colorful) category is called "jazhemat." And you have not heard about it yet - you already owe it. No, everything is for her. She gave birth! She's a mother!
In short, the Wiktionary has also prepared for such a test, and that's what it says: "It's a woman with a child who behaves inadequately (swings rights, smokes at the child, uses the child as an excuse not to stand in line, does not follow him, etc.). Her motto is I'm a mother! I can!"
But to start, perhaps, is with the main thing - jaematereyu become from the first minutes of pregnancy!
And who brings you up like this ???
In social networks or on forums you increasingly began to come across the words "pregnant women", "ovules", "pokakunki", "puzodomik" and even "tugoserya"? Congratulations, very soon you will learn how to live right ...
Because you never went pregnant-ah-ah!
And in general, for the sake of the future child, you can go to the victims ... to her husband!
Well, when their child comes into the world ...
... then they all immediately have to. They gave birth!
Because the child wants!
Well, here the case is special. We must help!
I gave birth! I'm a mother! And I now go to some kind of work ??
Although sometimes the Jagemater can be very grateful ...
Are you sorry?
Well, we warned - can be very grateful sometimes!
And in general, respect jizematerey! They also have their own needs and minimum requirements ...
And if you make a remark, then only on business!
Oh, yes ... The jugglers have not only answers to all the questions. They are also excellent pediatricians! They gave birth and know everything!
And the doctors now, in general - solid boors!
And at their lyali they love everything!
And this is all they are kissing!
And once again admire the baby for jazemateri - holy cause!
And what if she only gave birth? She now and do not go to bars ??
In public transport, too, knows how better it will be for her child!
And God forbid, her child will be bored!
And everyone else who does not contract, just need to smoke less!
And conductors of buses it is time to re-read their duties! Completely lazy ...
And in general, never increase the size of FONT, it can also be in the hands of a child!
And if sitting in a decree, the jail is left in fine form, then everyone should know about this!
All!!!
And the more, the better!
And, especially, the former!
Well, if someone is against her child, then he is against her!
In a word, the main thing in life, if you do not yet contract, is to give birth to children sooner!
And let you be ashamed of your plans and dreams. Why do you need an empty life? Jazemateri better know that the meaning of life is one - children!