We were all in such situations.
1. There is a rule: if she hates someone, then so do you. And no questions.
2. And if one of you encounters difficulties in the relationship, the other must listen to it and provide a detailed analysis.
You may not like it. You can even try to ignore. But you will listen.
3. You know that there are problems that only alcohol can solve.
There's still booze, right?
And as long as one of you promises to be "the one in your right mind," there's nothing wrong with that.
4. And, of course, you know how you treat each other if you drank too much.
You remember that she forgets everything from vodka, from whiskey becomes aggressive, and from tequila begins to pull off her clothes. And you remember what to do with the subsequent hangover.
5. If something new or strange happened in bed, then you will discuss it in detail.
How else do you make sure that this is normal and that your friend should also try it?
6. You share all the cynical thoughts that you would never tell anyone.
Because if you said, then you would definitely not have friends.
7. You know exactly when it's time to raise her self-esteem.
"No, today you do not look perfect, but you have such a body that in the top 25% you just enter."
8. Nudity does not bother you.
Already after she applied an artificial tan on those parts of your body that no one should see, it ceased to be anything significant.
9. You can describe the "atmosphere" of someone you met recently, and she will understand exactly what you meant.
The legs are crossed. This is a clear hint of sex.
"He's one of those guys that breathes cigarette smoke right into your face, even if you coughed, trying to make a remark."
- What a nightmare.
10. You have a special we-go-right-now-I-seriously look.
And as soon as you notice it, you act immediately.
11. Sometimes you go into one booth in the toilet, because you need to discuss too much.
If you close your eyes, then everything is fine.
12. You can behave incredibly harshly towards each other, but you understand that this is not serious.
I screwed up.
It takes a lot more effort to really offend you.
13. If she wants to complain about her family, then it's worth joining. And if in 5 minutes she changes her mind, then so do you.
14. If one of you starts to giggle, then it's just a matter of time, when the second one too will break.
Paris: "We have nothing, no money, no credit cards, we can only offer ourselves."
15. For sure you are the top of your friends for their attractiveness.
I'm very jealous. That's all. I will have only stupid and stubborn friends.
And you constantly find fault with the fact that handsome people bypass people with a "good inner world".
16. Periodically, your conversations begin with the phrase "Now if you were to them, what would you change?"
"I would have done a normal hairstyle and would have ironed T-shirts. And you?"
17. Sometimes crawl to her under the blanket without an invitation and lie next to him all night, this is the only thing that makes you feel better.
Not death, actually. I rather fear the time. And the fact that it is not enough. Time to understand who I am ... to find my place in this world before I leave it. I'm afraid I'll miss it.
Well, still eat and watch a couple of episodes of "Sex in the City".
18. By the way, about food, you probably have a "secret dish" that you eat together before / during / after the meeting.
And hate yourself for how quickly losing control over yourself because of cheese chips.
19. Whatever your friend does, you will never condemn her for it.
You know what I finally realized? I do not care if we like you, because you do not. You are a bad person with an abominable heart and we absolutely do not care what you think.
No questions. No comments. With no exceptions.
20. You know more about each other's personal life than about your own.
It's not you that's "too sensitive," he's a nerd.
Because you were around during each parting.
21. You are at the peak of bliss, when everything is the same as she wanted.
And this is mutual.
22. And you will protect her, not even knowing what she's done.
Shut up. I'm your man.
And so it will always be.