18 things that you swore not to do when you become parents

It's so simple, until you have children ...

1. Keep the child on a leash.

Never! You will never do this, even if the child can not sit still, if he constantly needs something or is afraid of the pandemonium to the horror. Not you!

2. To complain about fatigue.

"God, I need to sleep!"

Yeah, parents always say how tired they are. You will not do that. But, when you sleep only a couple of hours a day for six months, you will understand what real fatigue is.

3. To gain excess weight.

Unlike other lazy moms, you'll get up early (when you wake up every night for two hours) and go to the gym. Well done. Can not wait to see it!

4. Late.

"Yes, I'm already in the car, I'll be in 5 minutes"

When you have children, you realize that others do not care that you've been looking for one half hour of one shoe and are now trying frantically to shove the whole family into the car. Everyone cares only about whether you will be on time. And you will surely be, why should it not be worth it to you!

5. Allow children to spend more time on the TV

As the right parents, you will play with the child in developing games, visit museums and teach them to recognize the Andalusian and Catalan dialects of the Spanish language, and the TV will be covered with a thick layer of dust due to rare use. Impressive. Keep it up, future parents!

6. Allow children to use the iPad or iPhone.

Is not it great if the child, seeing his friends with the iPad, said: "Dad, I'm so glad that we do not have such pieces. They only clog our brain! "

7. Fly with them in airplanes, while they are still quite small.

There is nothing worse than a screaming child in an airplane. And you will not fly with your child until he is 4 or 5 years old. It remains only to hope that your 91-year-old grandfather from Tver will not suddenly decide to leave this world.

8. Spread photos of their children in social networks.

Some just fill up news feeds with photos of food and children, but not you! I believe in you!

9. Stop getting out with friends.

"I'm ready for a party!"

Parents who abandon their friends because of children are so annoying! You do not do this. You will drink a ball of Red Bull in a gulp and ask someone to sit with the child. If, of course, someone can.

10. Bredak in the house.

Now you are so satisfied with the perfect order in your apartment. Even after a long and hard day running after the children, you will definitely spend a couple of hours before going to bed for cleaning. What discipline!

11. Lag behind modern life.

"Do the young people still say the word" cool "?"

Now you are so embarrassed when your parents can not remember the names of all the sisters Kardashian! But you definitely have to take time to search the Internet. That's right after cleaning! Your time of going to sleep will move for 3 nights, but it's worth it! Just remember, do not complain about fatigue.

12. TOO TOO STRICT.

Parents are very strict with children, but it's not about you. You will encourage the child to think logically. For example, if your child is having a fit of hysterics because he wants sweet flakes, you will explain to him that flakes are harmful and will be much more useful if you buy bran instead of them.

13. Allow your children to be capricious in public.

With you this will never happen. When your child starts to roll on the floor in hysterics, you will bring down on him an avalanche of the very logic!

14. Allow children to eat junk food.

Your child will adore vegetables! And not any vegetables, baked with cheese, but directly raw. In your daily diet will be a variety of products, but only natural and home. It's interesting to see how it works out for you.

15. To go with the child to cafes and restaurants.

Unlike ill-bred parents who force other people to listen to the screams of children in restaurants, you will always agree with your relatives every time if you want to get out somewhere. Really? Do you think relatives will be able to sit with the child every time, when you need?

16. Allow the family to influence work.

And if you are so tired that you no longer have the strength to work, and it is already impossible to finish something at night? Yes, you're completely lazy!

17. Being crazy on the day schedule.

And you are not annoyed by parents who always leave early, because their children should go to bed on a schedule? You will stay for another hour, and tomorrow your child will walk around sleepy and tired all day.

18. Leave the house in sports pants.

It does not matter, even if you only need to take your child to a kindergarten by 7 am, you will always look "with a needle".