"The best thing I can do is press the" postpone "button on the alarm clock."
1. Morning awakening is the most difficult test in the world.
"It's impossible to get out of this bed!"
2. Just woke up, and already thinking about when you can take a nap for the day.
"The only thing that keeps me awake is the idea that soon I will be able to sleep again."
3. Caffeine does not add strength, but simply does not allow to fall asleep.
"No coffee helps me!"
4. You fall asleep right on the couch, because you are so tired that you can not crawl to the bed.
"I do not have the strength. There is simply no strength. "
5. You have a rare talent to fall asleep anywhere.
"It's uncomfortable at all here, but I'll sleep here anyway."
6. You sleep for eight hours, and in the mornings you still feel broken and unable to work.
"How is this possible?"
7. Alarm clock - the worst enemy.
"I hate your existence!"
8. You press the "postpone" button at least ten times in the morning.
"Pressing a button occurs unconsciously, this is a natural reaction of the organism!"
9. Your motto is: "Now, I'll lay a couple of minutes".
"And under a couple of minutes is meant eternity."
10. And you promise yourself that you'll go to bed early, but you never hold back your promise.
"Why I do this is incomprehensible."
11. You plan to get up early and do all the work, but this, apparently, is not meant to happen.
"Now I'll get up, do my homework, exercise, take a shower ... or just sleep."
12. Sometimes you get so tired that you miss your mouth when you want to drink.
"I'm so tired that I do not care."
13. Watching movies is a great time to get some sleep.
"I have no idea how everything ended there. Well, okay, but I got enough sleep! "
14. For your information, the shower is not designed to wash, but to completely turn off and relax.
"What have I been doing here for an hour?"
15. Instead of going somewhere on the weekend, you sleep.
"Being in bed with your eyes closed is much more pleasant than other activities."
16. The bed is your best friend.
"Before a cozy blanket and pillow, it's just impossible to resist!"
17. Why do we need some physical exercises, when the existence on this planet - in itself already quite a tedious occupation?
"To just get comfortable, you need to make a lot of effort!"