Cats do not clean after themselves, do not pay for an apartment, and it's not entirely clear at all whether we like them much. Why do we love them?
1. Unpleasant roommate
Characteristic features: the smell of cat food from the mouth; is awake all night; lack of respect for personal space.
What to do if you meet him: calmly explain to him that you will be more disposed to the morning licking of your face after you have a cup of coffee.
2. Unceremonious
Characteristic features: narcissism, everyday cruelty, sociopathy.
What to do if you meet him: calmly explain to him that your collar is a protective device, not a sidewalk.
3. The Ugrjumi
Characteristic features: he is indifferent to everything, does nothing all day, sleeps literally on your face.
What to do if you meet him: make sure that there is something to read on your bedside table, since there is absolutely no way to escape from such a cat.
4. The stubborn
Characteristic features: thinks that he is better than you, refuses to listen to your incompetent opinions.
What to do if you meet him: try to look at things from his position.
5. The bully
Characteristic features: destructive behavior, sudden outbreaks of aggression.
What to do if you meet it: crushed toilet paper is an excellent basis for papier-mâché.
6. Snob
Characteristic features: Turn your nose away from everything that you say or do.
What to do if you meet him: try to develop a good taste and think about how not to offend him with their actions.
7. The Drunkard
Characteristic features: abuse of delicacies for cats; never leaves your chair.
What to do if you meet him: find yourself a comfortable place on the floor.
8. Doves
Characteristic features: public display of feelings, sweet confessions of love, sentimental speech, constant caresses.
What to do if you meet him: tell your cats that they need a separate room, for which they need to pay while they are there.
9. Bully
Characteristic features: heartlessness, bullying of the weak.
What to do if you meet him: do exactly as he says, and try not to fall into disgrace with him.
10. Teenager
Characteristic features: hates everything that you love, and vice versa.
What to do if you meet him: wait until he grows up and leaves home, and then ask him why he never calls or writes.
11. The Assholes
Characteristic features: fights, shouts, constant clarification of relations.
What to do if you meet him: remind yourself that cats are not endowed with the ability to resolve conflicts, and feel guilty for judging them.
12. Conservative
Characteristic features: stubbornness, unwillingness to try something new.
What to do if you meet him: threaten to leave without him.
13. Artist
Characteristic features: a comprehensive unshakable belief that his performance is of great importance.
What to do if you meet him: come up with a reasonable reason why you can not go to his speech.
14. Lazheboque
Characteristic features: TV dependence, laziness of the Olympic scale.
What to do if you meet him: sit down on the couch and reconcile to the fact that every night now you will be spending at home.
15. The Queen of Drama
Characteristic features: too acute reaction to everything.
What to do if you meet him: Valium.
16. Crimson
Characteristic features: constant vypendrezh.
What to do if you meet him: pretend that you are under the impression.
17. Picky
Characteristic features: inexorable finicky.
What to do if you meet him: sign up for courses in cooking cat food.
18. The rich man
Characteristic features: extremely expensive addictions, constant condemnation.
What to do if you meet him: make sure that there is a luxury bath salt in your bathroom.
19. The Hermit
Characteristic features: hiding, scratching.
What to do if you meet him: slowly leave the room.
20. Paranoid
Characteristic features: it considers extremely suspicious everything that you do.
What to do if you meet him: buy yourself (and him) a new foil cap.
21. Idiot
Characteristic features: constantly behaves like a fool.
What to do if you meet him: get a video camera.
22. Whipping in the clouds
Characteristic features: forgetfulness, a look into emptiness.
What to do if you meet him: speak slowly, clearly and several times.
23. Anarchist
Characteristic features: complete disregard for the rules or violation of public order.
What to do if you meet him: make sure that your insurance is paid.
24. The beggar
Characteristic features: eternal food begging and flattery.
What to do if you meet him: just give up.
25. Grumbling
Characteristic features: it finds mistakes in everything that you do.
What to do if you meet him: nod his head, smile, apologize and promise to do better next time.